Once Upon A Time...

There lived a pint sized

P90X loving

Tony Horton quoting

Prince named Ethan

All he wanted was a snack

A crisp

Juicy

Red

Apple

So he went to the kitchen

And found just what he was looking for

But try as he might

 This is all that happened...

So his mother

The most beautiful queen

To ever have lived

Cut and chopped

And

Cut and chopped

 So he could have these

and live happily ever after

Once more